The Art of Derek Dohren

Am I the only loser to read this guff? I'm obviously the only one who can be bothered to comment. My lack of a life, (befitting any normal description of the term), is highlighted by the fact I seem to do nothing but monitor this site and offer constructive comment whenever I feel it warranted. Whatever.

For reasons I can't quite grasp, my incontinence has all but disappeared since this blog started (bar the one unfortunate episode in PC World) and for that if nothing else, I thank you.

Normal service will be resumed after this posting.
In the meantime - goodbye and good luck my friend. Keep in regular touch. As you know, despite my acerbic carpings, I always wish you well. Whatever happens, we'll always have Aberdeen. Don't forget the garibaldis.

Hey, you should put pics of your 'framed' paintings... they looked fab. Was gr8 having you over..hope not too long before we see you again.

xxxx

I do beg your pardon Mango. I don?t even remember ?jerking you around?. To be honest I am unsure as to what the term means, but I sense it not to be a good thing (is it an Americanism?) and I apologise for any insult caused.

As to who I am? Well only Derek knows my true identity. He?s like Alfred is to Batman, only he (Derek) is a rubbish Butler (Blakey hates him). Wild horses wouldn?t drag my identity from him. Try a pint of lager

Goodmorning Derek..great updates..Pleased you didnt destroy the Hillsborough paintings after all .xxp

I got side tracked Derek........filled out my profile sort of.........well actually I got shy so didn't fill out much..............I like the one by the bay painting.......oh crap now I am here and can't see the titles..........Hey who was that jerking me around last time that Leonard Cohen's Granddad guy? And why?
Anyway you are doing better and better work all the time..........

My God, I thought I was sarky. Well done ladies, this is so sharp it's almost cruel.

This stuff is amazing, the writing the art, my god Derek i never knew!

Derek, my most missed friend,

WOW ... I am blown away. Now, you told me you could paint, and I saw your talent with my own eyes, but I never knew what a wonderful writer you are! Seriously Derek, your words are rocking my world right now. It all is just so beautiful.

Come back soon .... plaque is in progress ...... and it is sex not secks,

Love, Britt 12