broccoli cockney

Broccoli, cockney, David Hockney

Liberace, Fibonacci, Saatchi and Saatchi

Mandelbrot, gigawatt, Lancashire hot-pot

Lancelot, Camelot, billionaire’s yacht

Osama, Obama, seventy-two virgins

Nine eleven, straight to heaven, Nicola Sturgeon

Botticelli, Leo Messi, Bloody Sunday

Kanye West, Georgie Best, who shot Jay Eff Kay?

Bollywood, Hollywood, from the grassy knoll

Monte Carlo, Acapulco, Internet troll

Ravioli, whack-a-moley, trainspotter

Guacamole, roly-poly, Harry Potter

Winfrey, The Dimblebys, television royalty

Attenborough, Erinsborough, Tesco clubcard loyalty

Marilyn, Elvis, Mickey and Minnie

Mandela, apartheid, Mahatma Gandhi

Transatlantic, Titanic, Unsinkable Molly

Marc Chagall, Luis van Gaal, Stan and Ollie

Ben and Jerry, talk to Siri, Dermot O'Leary

Forrest Gump, Donald Trump, The Big Bang Theory

Fidel Castro, Chairman Mao, Morecambe and Wise

Auschwitz, fake tits, Betty Davies eyes

Vital organ, Piers Morgan, grammar nazi

Hannah Montana, Princess Diana, paparazzi

Che Guevara, Ava Gardner, Elon Musk

Number 10, Eminem, Donald Tusk

Charlize Theron, David Cameron, Charlie Brooker

Bryan Ferry, Mary Berry, Tory pig fucker

Smith and Jones, Spock and Bones, Margaret Thatcher

Sherlock Holmes, garden gnomes, Sergei Baltacha

Fukushima, Branjelina, The Ku Klux Klan

Tyrannosaurus rex, Malcolm X, Peter Pan

John, Paul, George and Ringo

Cover-up, conspiracy, bullshit bingo

Wills and Kate, Will and Grace, Philippe Coutinho

Happy hour, sweet and sour, Jose Mourinho

Megan Markle, Miss Marple, Mrs Slocombe’s pussy

One the dole, Northern Soul, Captain Peacock’s muzzy

Game of Thrones, kidney stones, crunchy peanut butter

Hyperspace, human race, in the fucking gutter