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Out of the freezer and into the fridge

To badly misquote JFK - "Yo soy un Granardino."


I've arrived and they even laid the weather on specially for me. It's dreich, mingin and drookit. At least the snow they had last week has gone.




Should've stayed at home then...


Still, at least I feel I've contributed to the government's improved unemployment figures by coming off the jobseekers allowance. I mean the UK is now officially not in recession (aye, right) and I'm glad I'm not letting the side down.


Incidentally, I wish all you UK readers the best with Fuhrer Cameron and his goose stepping goons. Shouldn't be too long now. Not my problem fortunately.



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